Pause in a snap!

What would you intentionally do if you have a superpower for an instance? A power for which you can pause the time within just a single snap.
I'll tell what would I do..

First, pause the time.
Next, gather my ugly, disgusting classmates.
Then, get them naked,
I'll put one in the garbage can,
The other will be facing on the corner wall, licking his armpit (this is for the less accused),
Two will have a French kiss,
The one talking a while ago will have garbages, perhaps human feces, in his mouth,
Another one will be put into jail! hahahahaha!
To the most annoying, I'll tie his shoe lace in the window frame in the highest floor of the building, leaving him hanging for hours. (I just hope that he falls, lol)

And lastly, resume the play!

There's so many things that I want to do with them. It's so many that I can't write them anymore! hahaha

This superpower rocks!

Boys do fall in love!... with each other!

My friends went into my house a couple of days ago. They stayed for lunch and for gimik or what we call tambay. We usually drink, watch tv, play computer consoles, surf the net, etc. And then one time, a shocking moment stunned me for good! When my other friends were in the kitchen, the other two were in the couch, in the sala, the one cuddling with the other. Regarding the shocking thingy that I'm telling is that I actually saw them like they're in the midst of ocean of rose petals! How sweet! Haha! Now, what comes first in your mind? Everyone knows the answer, I think so. This experience was such a disgusting yet funny one! And here's the most gross part, they took a picture of themselves. I tell you, this picture made my nose bleed and believe it or not, it also made me loose my hair badly. If you want to see the picture, just click the link below.
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Hahahahahahaha.. Check the category of this post please!

How to lose fat in just 30 seconds!

Are you having problem with your big fat gross disgusting flabby tummy? or ass? Well, here's a solution just for you! Within just 30 seconds, you'll lose that disgusting fat of yours. All you have to do is have this, or just rent one.


Just follow the on-screen manual.. and there you go! Fats away!
Good luck!

Boxing idols on the loose!

Manny Pacman Pacquiao, the Philippine boxing idol. A world champ of different divisions. Together with the other boxing personalities. And the Mexicans, Eric Morales, Antonio Barrera, and Morales. Let's get ready to rumble!

Cool native!

Hi, my name is Emmanuel Fernando Eduardo Martinez Santiago, Jr. I was born in the depths of hell, haha, just joking! I was actually born on a cave near SM mega Mall in our province, Uhhmm.. our place has no name, I'm sorry.
My parents died when I was still 2 years old. So the grizzly bear took care of me, until now.
I'm still 16 years old! Unbelievable but true. I'm doing break-dancing for a living. I get paid in an entertainment show called HIP-HOP BANG BANG! and know what? I'm the superstar! because I'm the youngest. I also have a rock band named Old Geezos, this was the present. Last five years, it was still a boy band. I was a former member of Westlife, but they kicked me off because they were insecure, for I have the most beautiful voice among all.
Please support our latest album "We suck".
Well, this is all what I can say about myself.
Thank you so much! Peace! Love you all! =)